Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you…

🏈 The 2025 Architect Plays Fantasy Season 🏈

Play this song while you read this. 🤘

Foreword

This is the first article being published on our new website which will track the history of our league and will serve as the home for our weekly articles going forward. 😎 💥

I’ll tell you what, I am fired up for this season and I know all of you can’t wait either 💪!!! Between the Royal Wedding for Ben and The Red Rocket 🚀 for Geegoe this year is going to be one I think we’ll remember for a long time. Let’s dive straight into how each team looks after the draft 😼.

Who will be the GOAT 🐐 and who will be the BROAT 🥪

ESPN Projections

Team Analysis

Team Caspa1 - Pick 1 (Projected 3rd)

Jason’s Team Caspa1 kicks this year off with the first pick and an AUTODRAFT 🤯. That’s now back-to-back years the number 1 pick has been auto-drafted (The Commies doing it last year). Regardless of the autodraft, Ja’Marr Chase was the clear #1 pick this year and paired with AJ Brown Team Caspa1 is running it back with the powerhouse duo 😤. Their WR corps is insane with Tyreek Hill in the mix and they have decent depth at RB with Achane and Kyren. The biggest question marks are Mark Andrews and Hill, but if those are your only “holes” *pause* I think you should feel pretty good going into the season. Complete Roster 💯 .

Path to the title: Win the WR arms race—three top-5 WR weeks at once.
X-factor: RB efficiency (Achane/Kyren) turning good weeks into unstoppable ones.

Pooper Butt - Pick 2 (Projected 8th)

ESPN may not be a fan of Jake’s, Pooper Butt, this year but if you ask me, they’re the most balanced and well-rounded team who should see steady production throughout the year 💪. Each week is gonna be a grind for the opponent. They’ve anchored with Bijan Robinson and have receiving threats between Ladd McConkey, Tee Higgins, and Travis Kelce (while stashing Scary Terry and Rome Odunze on the bench) 😱. Reaching for Tee Higgins in round 2 might be their defining moment for this season. Even if a couple guys don’t pan out, they can still sub in Waddle, Aaron Jones, and Terry for a scary rotation that stays fresh and matchup-proof. Steady Sleeper 🤫 .

Path to the title: Win the attrition game with depth and consistent 120+ point weeks.
X-factor: Tee reasserting alpha status and Kelce’s red-zone magic.

Naberhood Watch - Pick 3 (Projected 4th)

Ben’s Naberhood Watch went for the picks with the highest upside with an even distribution between WR and RB 😏. Their RB room might be one of the best in the league with Saquon, James Cook, and Monty 🏃. Pairing that with a stud in Malik Nabers and Trey McBride gives the Naberhood Watch BOOM 💥 potential each week. Seems like their betting on the rookies this year stashing young guys like Pearsall, Skattebo, and McMillan to give them rotation depth throughout the season and hopeful breakout season from one of them to put the Naberhood Watch in contention. Gambler’s Mindset, LadyLuck 🎲 .

Path to the title: RB room controls pace while Nabers/McBride deliver weekly haymakers.
X-factor: One rookie WR popping early to lock in a top-5 core.

The LilBadBois - Pick 4 (Projected 7th)

Anthony’s The LilBadBois are the definition of BOOM 💥 or BUST 🪵. The LilBadBois zigged where others zagged—pure ceiling hunting. Anchoring with the Truzz, Derrick Henry, and The Gibbs Show 🎩 will give them a solid baseline to play off of. Stefon Diggs is a friendly face 🤭 returning for a third year on The LilBadBois. If age catches up or rookies start slow, the Joker could get Joker 2’d 🤡 . If Cooper Butt and Henry turn back the clocks and the rookies catch fire, the Joker will blow up Gotham 🧨. Boom-or-bust team with a real title path 💥 .

Path to the title: Stack Lamar spike weeks with Gibbs/Henry blowups.
X-factor: Early rookie traction that turns flex decisions into luxury.

Your Dad’s Fantasy - Pick 5 (Projected 5th)

Sri’s Your Dad’s Fantasy started with their WR strategy but had to pivot in rounds 3 and 5 which may have been a blessing in disguise to give their team more balance 🤔 . JJettas, Brian Thomas, Mike Evans, and Garrett Wilson is one of the league’s best in WR depth. JT, Kamara balancing RB with Josh Allen offering spike potential makes this a strong team to start Week 1. They may have went too far into WR as their RB depth leaves a bit to be desired as they really only have the PIT rookie Kaleb Johnson as a backup. Nevertheless, their weekly floor should be solid. Consistent Contender 💪 .

Path to the title: Elite WR room + Allen spikes = matchup nightmares.
X-factor: JT/Kamara giving you two “every-week top-10” anchors.

The Commies Agenda - Pick 6 (Projected 1st)

ESPN loves 😍 Will’s The Commies Agenda projecting them as the champion for the year! As a spectator I am a big fan of the Jayden Daniels and Brock Bowers combo. Pair that with the resurgence of Nico Collins and CMC alongside boom potentials from Xavier Worthy, Merritt, and Hampton… you just got yourself a DMV concoction of spreading the Marxist Theory this year. Breece Hall, Olave, and Deebo are coming into the season with some doubts but whether they show up or not, Top Tier Team with multiple Breakout potentials 🙀.

Path to the title: Dual-threat QB spikes + CMC/Nico consistency = high weekly ceiling.
X-factor: Bowers elevating his game to another level in his second year.

The Seatards - Pick 7 (Projected 6th)

Sean’s The Seatards started round 1 with taking a bold swing with Ashton Jeanty set the tone. The back-to-back champion 🏆 🏆, clearly sees something in the rookie that made sure he got him before anyone even sniffed him. Rounding out his team with Hurts, Amon-Ra, Jacobs and Matt Gay 😊, gives him a solid core to buy him time for his big bets, Jeanty and Pickens, to payoff. Pollard and Tyrone gives them solid bench depth to keep the rotations fresh every week. Will the league’s third year see a 3-peat? High Stakes, High Reward 🎯.

Path to the title: Hurts + Sun God machine with Jeanty adding a late-season warp drive.
X-factor: Pickens leveling up into weekly alpha.

The Junkyard Jamboree - Pick 8 (Projected 2nd)

Geegoe’s The Junkyard Jamboree, reunites with a familiar face in CeeDee Lamb and picks up some new players for The Jamboree in Joe Burrow (Red *something*), Puka Nacua, and Chubba Hubba. Their WR room is stacked and their RB room is primed for some strong follow up years from Bucky and Brown. Now let’s be real, there’s nothing I can write here to truly capture the aura of The Junkyard.. Bart say the line again, Dread it. Run from it. The Junkyard Jamboree still arrives 🙈 🙉 🙊. May god have mercy on those opposite The Junkyard 🙏.

Path to the title: WR dominance every week while Burrow stacks TDs.
X-factor: Bucky or Brown turning into an every-week RB1.

Closing Thoughts

Top to bottom, this is the most balanced pool we’ve had. Every team has a clear lane to the playoffs and a potential path to the GOAT 🐐 trophy 🏆. Buckle up and pick up your nuts 🥜, this season is about to get insane 😎.

Godspeed,

- Commish