Week 3 Recap - 2025
Winners winning, losers losing, and all the plebs in the middle
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Week 3 is in the books and the standings have some shape. @The LilBadBois sit alone at 3-0 👑, @The Junkyard Jamboree are scouring the gutter at 0-3 🧌, and everything in between is chaos amongst the plebs 😟. @Team Caspa1 detonated a week-high 155.52 and flew up to second place (investigating any Taliban ties), @Pooper Butt squeaked one out (1–6 against the league but still a W), and @The Seatards edged 🥴 a nail-biter by 5.26. Week 4 is typically where the contenders separate from pretenders, let’s zipline into this 😎.
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❗ Week 3 Recap ❗
Welp, CeeDee Lamb’s ankles just BLEW UP 💥 and Junkyarded the @The Junkyard Jamboree leading them to a 0-3 record. There were some bright spots on the team like Puka doing what he does and Steelers D/ST scoring 10 above projected 🧐. But @The Junkyard Jamboree, would like to put this week behind them and move onto punishing other teams 😼. @Pooper Butt is one lucky little cat aren’t they 🤠? They squeaked out the win thanks to the help of Rome and the Colts D/ST, they’ve already picked up a TE and seem more locked in than ever to continue their momentum hoping to be 3-1! 😱.
Wow, Hunter Henry and the Vikings D/ST combined for 61 points for @Team Caspa1! Clearly they have some sort of clairvoyance ability b/c who TF 🤬 would start Hunter Henry in the lord’s year 2025.. but I digress. @Team Caspa1 is now 2-1 jumping 5 spots to second place and with AJ Brown looking his normal self, they may be dominating the league for a second year in a row 😜. @Naberhood Watch has the opposite luck of whatever @Pooper Butt has, losing despite being 6-1 across the league 😿. It’s all good in the Naberhood though b/c Dart is throwing to Nabers and they have the most “points scored for” which gives them optimism to get past this fluke.
It’s all rainbows and sunshine for @The LilBadBois 🌈 🤗 as they sit 3-0 on top of the league. The triple J’s, Lamar Jackson, Jahmyr Gibbs, and Jaxson Smith N-jigba balled out and gave them a respectable 130 points on the week 💪. Things are going their way this season which is the opposite of what happened in year 1 of this league.. maybe we won’t see the Joker come out this year after all 🤷♀. @Your Dad's Fantasy is hoping this tumultuous up and downs 😅 of Fantasy Football is behind them and they can start putting up some W’s in the Win Column. Each week they seem to have a big scorer on the bench.. their hoping lineup woes are behind them and they can get some high scores on the board 🤔.
Rough week for @The Commies Agenda as they left 45.30 points on the bench winning the BROW weekly award 😓. Good news is that CMC and Nico Collins (their first and second round picks) are playing up to their value and Marcus Mariota balled out 😳. Seriously… Hunter Henry in one game and Marcus Mariota in another.. we’re literally only missing the Joker cause idk what’s going on. @The Commies Agenda should be shaking off some early season rust and start putting out some tighter lineups 🤭. @The Seatards are 2-1 and no matter what happens to them the week prior, they always seem to find a way to win. With Jalen and Amon-Ra any week is a candidate for a high score. Call it the Luck of the Irish 🍀 but I heard @Your Dad's Fantasy wants to squeeze their Lucky Charms next week 🤔.
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